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[ Cue a twitching eyelid. Is it now forbidden for him to wash his hands? it's bad enough that Suigetsu insists on monopolizing the bathroom so often. ]

Don't yell. [ He nearly yells himself, however; just enough to be heard. ]

Unbelievable, that was you wasn't it?!

[ The water cuts off, there's some stomping and the door slams open.

Suigetsu points across the room at Sasuke, stark naked. ]

Have a little tact!

[ Sasuke looks up as soon as that door is thrown open, eyes fixed impassively on his partner. Up. Down. Up. Down. ]

Suigetsu.

You need to wear clothes. And stop yelling at me.

[ Those eyes on him. He has to put his hands on his hips and forget about the cold water mishap momentarily. ] Like what you see? This is the way we're supposed to be, you know. You should try it sometime. It's freeing.

[ Leaving the room momentarily, he comes back casually with an article of Clive's clothing and dabs himself dry with it. ] Hey, something smells good, Sasuke, are you cooking? I want soup! [ Grin. ]

Edited 2012-07-16 18:58 (UTC)

I don't want to see that kind of flashy pose before you've covered yourself either. If you-- [ The ninja trails off mid-sentence when Suigetsu exits the room, immediately determining that the clothing he returns with belongs neither to the other nor to himself. ]

Che... You always want soup. [ Which he is indeed cooking. You win this time, Suigetsu. ] Go get your own clothes.

Uh, yeah, because soup is fucking delicious. I don't even mind if it's tomato, we can strike a deal!

[ Ruffling his hair dry with said clothing article. ] I will when I'm done drying off on this.

I totally watched him walk out wearing the shirt I snagged this morning. Hehehe, what a dweeb!

There are no deals to strike; if I cook it then you should just be quietly grateful. [ Except if it was something Sasuke didn't like, he would raise hell over it for a while. Hypocrite. ]

Stop antagonizing him. It's difficult living with people that behave that way... I thought if you weren't around Karin you'd be easier to deal with.

You're notorious for lecturing people about shit you do too! I'm being nice here, tomato soup is awesome. [ Still having this conversation in the nude, how is this possible.

Walks over and drops into an armchair, hanging his legs over the side. ] You can't limit everything I do! I need ways to blow off steam, she was too easy to mess with. Clive is too!

[ Lets head fall back. ] Ahhh, his reactions are really great, hmhmhmhm~

[ Nudity is always possible with Suigetsu. Always. ]

I don't care if I'm hypocritical. I'm just telling you that if you complain about my food then you won't be eating it any longer.

[ Sasuke regards Suigetsu momentarily, much more stoic about his current state of undress than their roommates no doubt were. Always trying to make people uncomfortable... ] You need to find new ways to entertain yourself. Why don't you train more?

Oi, who said I was complaining about your food? I just pitched the idea of tomato soup! You're so defensive.

[ Suigetsu scratches his chest and looks up a bit. ] I can only train in taijutsu right now. While that's fine, it's better to have someone to spar with. [ There's a pause. ] So you should train with me, Sasuke! It'd be productive~

[ He hums. ] I need a sword. But not just any old sword - I wonder if anyone around here keeps interesting things on their person?

I don't need ideas; I'm already cooking. And I'm not defensive. [ He's totally defensive. ]

If you want to fight me then I don't mind. As for swords... [ There's a definite pause and a warning glance. ] You're still forbidden from killing anyone here, for their belongings or otherwise. And you're not permitted to use Kusanagi either.

[ Deadpan stare right back at his deadpan stare. Why is that Sasuke's default stare for him? So rude. He huffs appropriately. ]

Kusanagi no Tsurugi is your sword, Sasuke. I only want it whenever you're finished with it. [ He smirks, crossing a leg, swinging his foot a little. ] In exchange, I'll try not to kill anyone here. How's that for a good deal, hm~?

As for sparring, I'm ready for you anytime!

I have another deal in mind. You refrain from killing others and I will continue to allow you to travel with me and to aid you. [ Though what would happen if he told Suigetsu to leave? He can only imagine. ]

"Anytime", was it? [ Sasuke twirls a butter knife dexterously between his fingers, unable to help himself. It's like an itch he needs to scratch sometimes... ]

While that's all well and good, Sasuke, you're leaving out self-defense. What if someone attacks poor, vulnerable me? [ He snickers, holding bare arms up in surrender. ] Alright alright, spoil sport. I'll do things your way.

[ Raising an eyebrow, Suigetsu slips into a proper seating position in the armchair and smirks coyly. ] You want to have our own private little fight while I'm naked, Sasuke? I'm seeing a new side of you lately, should I be blushing?

[ Poor vulnerable Suigetsu indeed. Yeah, right. ] If someone attacks you then do what you need to do to make it stop. If that involves killing... then it can't be helped.

[ Give him a moment to stir that soup and process this question. Suigetsu. Why do you do this to him? ] If you want to fight me while you're naked then that's your mistake. You'll just have more weaknesses for me to take advantage of. [ And no, he's not ashamed to glance pointedly at Suigetsu's crotch to get that across. ]

You bet your ass I will. [ Even if he instigates said "self-defensive fight for his life". Oh, Sasuke's loop holes~

Watching him closely, for a knife was no idle threat no matter who held it, Suigetsu eyes follow Sasuke's. ]

...

Wow, you wanna take advantage of my di-

[ I'll just leave it like this so Sasuke can cut him off. ]

Edited 2012-07-18 20:34 (UTC)

[ Yeah, that's a knife being flung with deadly accuracy right towards Suigetsu's face. Which he has full confidence that the other will dodge. Or block. And if he ends up bleeding because of it?

Sasuke is not going to feel bad. ]

Stop projecting your ideas onto me, dammit.

[ Suigetsu's wholly used to having knives thrown at him, but from a guy who was seconds ago stirring soup, he has trouble reacting. Especially around Sasuke, who he should be far more cautious of.

He tilts his head to the side and feels the wind of it tickle his face, the sound of it cutting through the air just about the best sound this world has to offer. It makes him smile, the playfulness never truly dashed. ]

I'm just repeating what you said, Sasuke! It's not my fault you have a subconsciously dirty mind!

[ A ninja is always prepared to attack or to turn something into a weapon, whether he's cooking or not. And a ninja is certainly what he is.

He flicks the heat on low as he pushes away from the counter altogether, approaching Suigetsu while speaking. ] You really do enjoy talking, don't you? [ His hand finds that knife where it's embedded in the back of the chair, jerking it free. ] Whatever you think I'm thinking, you're wrong.

[ Suigetsu crosses a leg when Sasuke comes near, leaning against the chair's cushioned arm, hand on the side of his head. ] I love talking~

[ Then pauses a moment. ] I'm thinking 'Oh, Sasuke looks like he's threatening me', so tell me what would the opposite be, kufufufu!

Hm. Perhaps you aren't as far off as I thought you were. [ It's said casually, somehow too casually. ]

I was thinking that even something so simple as a knife wouldn't pass through you harmlessly right now. [ He again twirls the metal in his fingers. ]

I know what else wouldn't pass through me harmlessly.

I have many other weapons, sure. [ Does not compute. ]

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