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Oh? [ Suigetsu perks up, ignoring everything else. ] So what's it like? Is it a nice one?

I don't know its name, but it served him well. He isn't to be underestimated with a blade, even if he's an idiot.

I can outsmart him. [ He may not look like it, but HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP. ]

Maybe he'll give it over willingly and I won't have to k- you know... beat him up or whatever~

... Ah, of course you can. [ Don't mind that pause, Suigetsu. ]

If you kill anyone, what do you think that I will do to you in return?

I'm not an idiot. [ Why else would you have let him join your team?

Suigetsu gives him an innocent smile. ] Hrm, lecture me some more?

[ Because you can turn into water and wield a big sword. I am the tactician here, me, me! ] Ah, of course you aren't.

I've used words on you before. If they don't work, I'll try something else.

... Who taught you how to use sarcasm? You didn't need to learn that skill, your asshole levels have already maxed out. [ He's going to have a word with them. And maybe kill them. ]

And is violence reaaaaally necessary here, Sasuke?

[ See this? This is Sasuke simply shaking his head to that first question. It's been a group effort teaching him to be sardonic, honestly, and he didn't want to learn in the first place. Frankly he's not fond of the fact that it slipped out. So indirect. ]

That's what I'm asking you, Suigetsu. Is it? [ And here's where he levels one of those uncomfortable stares. It would be easier to maintain if Suigetsu were a bit more... clothed. But he's a professional. ]

[ Now Sasuke's keeping secrets from him. Suigetsu gives him a hardcore pout and even sniffs irritatedly at him. He finds stretching out his muscles to be a calming activity though, giving his pal a lovely shot. ]

Maa, don't give me such an intense look Sasuke, no one's going to get hurt. [ It is professional, but Suigetsu meets his stare, despite the fact that he knows Sasuke could level him with one glance.

Too bad he doesn't have his powers, DOHOHOHOHOHO, but he'd never had a problem meeting their leader's eyes. ]

Perhaps not now. Perhaps you're entertained at this moment.

But what will you do when you become bored, or learn about a sword here that you're interested in obtaining? Are you saying you'll haggle fairly? [ It's pretty clear that he doesn't buy that for a second. ]

How about we jump that hurdle together when we come to it, hm? [ Chin-hand. ]

As long as it truly is together...

Ye of little faith. Believe me this once.

You have a habit of doing stupid things on your own.

And whose fault is it when I'm left alone?

[ ... ]

You realize that you can't blame me for things that I haven't done yet, in my timeline.

You're damn right I can!

It's useless. Now stop yelling and put on some clothes.

Okay okaaay, you're such a prude. [ He gets up to do so, coming back in with pants on. It's a start. ]

When is that soup gonna be done, it smells really good and I just got super hungry.

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[ A prude. That's a new one. And to think, he's been meaning to complain about how high the collars on some of these t-shirts are. ]

You automatically assume that any of it is for you.

Well yeah, whaddaya gonna do, eat a whole pot of soup for yourself? I don't think your calorie intake'll allow that, Sasuke, hehehe~

[ Who's a ho; I don't know what you're talking about. ]

Perhaps it was for the others. Or it can easily be stored.

[ Quite. ]

Stored...

In my belly!

[ SHHHH. ]

... As long as you don't simply drink all of the liquid and leave everything else.

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