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Wow, you wanna take advantage of my di-

[ I'll just leave it like this so Sasuke can cut him off. ]

Edited 2012-07-18 20:34 (UTC)

[ Yeah, that's a knife being flung with deadly accuracy right towards Suigetsu's face. Which he has full confidence that the other will dodge. Or block. And if he ends up bleeding because of it?

Sasuke is not going to feel bad. ]

Stop projecting your ideas onto me, dammit.

[ Suigetsu's wholly used to having knives thrown at him, but from a guy who was seconds ago stirring soup, he has trouble reacting. Especially around Sasuke, who he should be far more cautious of.

He tilts his head to the side and feels the wind of it tickle his face, the sound of it cutting through the air just about the best sound this world has to offer. It makes him smile, the playfulness never truly dashed. ]

I'm just repeating what you said, Sasuke! It's not my fault you have a subconsciously dirty mind!

[ A ninja is always prepared to attack or to turn something into a weapon, whether he's cooking or not. And a ninja is certainly what he is.

He flicks the heat on low as he pushes away from the counter altogether, approaching Suigetsu while speaking. ] You really do enjoy talking, don't you? [ His hand finds that knife where it's embedded in the back of the chair, jerking it free. ] Whatever you think I'm thinking, you're wrong.

[ Suigetsu crosses a leg when Sasuke comes near, leaning against the chair's cushioned arm, hand on the side of his head. ] I love talking~

[ Then pauses a moment. ] I'm thinking 'Oh, Sasuke looks like he's threatening me', so tell me what would the opposite be, kufufufu!

Hm. Perhaps you aren't as far off as I thought you were. [ It's said casually, somehow too casually. ]

I was thinking that even something so simple as a knife wouldn't pass through you harmlessly right now. [ He again twirls the metal in his fingers. ]

I know what else wouldn't pass through me harmlessly.

I have many other weapons, sure. [ Does not compute. ]

For a smart guy, you sure are stupid, kufufu!

For a collector of swords, you're certainly bereft of blades. [ Uchiha burn. ]

...

Ouch, Sasuke. That cut me real deep.

You know, I've been looking for some! It's hard in another place, people aren't as forward here about what kind of possessions they own, you know? All I need to do is find someone with a decent fucking sword and then take it from them. By force, if necessary! Don't you think I don't know I'm lacking without a sword? I turned this shit hole over and all I found were a couple of kitchen knives and they're no good to fight with.

So shut up about my lack of swords. Maybe if you helped me look... you'll be sorry when I get one, mark my god damn words!

Edited 2012-07-23 16:36 (UTC)

If you're challenging me to a sword fight in the future, then I accept. [ Pre-emptively. But hey, he doesn't see enough action around here. ]

Not everyone here is a fighter like we are. Expecting many of them to have swords is going overboard. [ There's a pause. Should he share this bit of information? It could end up being a good distraction for Suigetsu... or it could go very sour. ]

Turkey owns a sword. Sadiq Adnan.

Oh? [ Suigetsu perks up, ignoring everything else. ] So what's it like? Is it a nice one?

I don't know its name, but it served him well. He isn't to be underestimated with a blade, even if he's an idiot.

I can outsmart him. [ He may not look like it, but HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP. ]

Maybe he'll give it over willingly and I won't have to k- you know... beat him up or whatever~

... Ah, of course you can. [ Don't mind that pause, Suigetsu. ]

If you kill anyone, what do you think that I will do to you in return?

I'm not an idiot. [ Why else would you have let him join your team?

Suigetsu gives him an innocent smile. ] Hrm, lecture me some more?

[ Because you can turn into water and wield a big sword. I am the tactician here, me, me! ] Ah, of course you aren't.

I've used words on you before. If they don't work, I'll try something else.

... Who taught you how to use sarcasm? You didn't need to learn that skill, your asshole levels have already maxed out. [ He's going to have a word with them. And maybe kill them. ]

And is violence reaaaaally necessary here, Sasuke?

[ See this? This is Sasuke simply shaking his head to that first question. It's been a group effort teaching him to be sardonic, honestly, and he didn't want to learn in the first place. Frankly he's not fond of the fact that it slipped out. So indirect. ]

That's what I'm asking you, Suigetsu. Is it? [ And here's where he levels one of those uncomfortable stares. It would be easier to maintain if Suigetsu were a bit more... clothed. But he's a professional. ]

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