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I wasn't mocking you, it really sounded pleasant!

[ ... Oh. He doesn't think anyone's ever told him he sounded pleasant before. Probably because he never does. ] I see. Thanks, then.

... Don't get a big head.

HOW WOULD I GET A BIG HEAD FROM THAT. Take the compliment, you're so frustrating!

Okay, know what? This hang-out session? Guess what it just turned into.

A LESSON.

I thanked you. And there's nothing for me to learn; I responded appropriately.

There's tons to learn! Like how to have more self-confidence!

Do you think you're a good-lookin' guy?

[ And now Sasuke is wondering where the hell that came from, because he has no understanding of social interaction. ]

That's irrelevant. I don't care if I am or not; I haven't thought about it.

Nope, everyone's a little bit vain, you're human you're no exception!

Embrace it. You look in the mirror annnd see sexy or ugly? You can tell me!

For example, I look in the mirror and see some handsome bastard.

[ ... Alright, fair enough; he can answer this question. ]

Fine. If I look in the mirror I see someone who needs to become stronger. Some parts of my body that could use more work. A negative feeling, but a helpful one.

So you're telling me you don't like yourself. At all. Not even your handsomeness or your ridiculous power.

I'm aware that I'm stronger than many people, but if there are still those that can defeat me then there's nothing "ridiculous" about the strength I possess. [ He has a family name to live up to. Yes it is a family of whack jobs but that is not relevant, PER SE. ]

"Handsome" is just a word as well; it's relative to what each person wants to see. If you're attracted to yourself, like you say, then it must be difficult to feel satisfied with other people.

Why would I wanna feel satisfied with other people? I don't really need anyone but myself, anyway.

So yeah, I think I'm a good-looking guy. We can afford to be vain sometimes, don't you think?

If it doesn't get in the way. [ He pauses with his spoon in his mouth, contemplative. Also he is savoring that celery; you're crazy, Suigetsu. ]

You're not lame or mute or deaf or blind. All of your organs work as they should. You're a strong person. I suppose then that you are handsome in that sense. You can have that much.

"All of your organs work", is not a very good pick up line, Sasuke.

Thanks for calling me strong though, you're actually a nice guy aren't you~~~?

You're the only person that calls me that.

That's because I know you better than these idiots~

Or you just have a warped view of what "nice" is.

Maybe, or maybe I'm the only one that pays attention.

I'm not going to say that you're a nice person in return, you know.

[ He merely smiles. ] You were never one to lie.

Ah. For that reason I can also say that you have been unexpectedly selfless recently all the same.

Selfless?

You've endangered yourself for us. You've put other goals momentarily before your own. Since we've been here you've shown some concern for my well-being.

[ Dropping his spoon into his bowl, he looks up. Calling him out on his good deeds... ]

Obviously I'm gonna stick my neck out to keep your ass healthy. Look, Sasuke. I'm sticking around for my own purposes, you help me get what I want and vice versa, we don't gotta make a thing out of it.

[ It comforts himself to say it, but he has always been a horrible liar, by shinobi standards. ]

I see. If it's your plan to be pragmatic then you should be more cautious about risking your life in those kinds of situations. Karin can't heal everything. [ Calling him out forever. ]

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