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Then go ahead. It's done; I'm not serving you. [ Not that he could've told him that it was done earlier or anything. That would be making it too easy. ]

I wasn't gonna ask you to, your serving sizes are way too small.

[ He walks over - thankfully with pants on - to gather a bowl and some awkward spoon before sitting down with it contentedly, eyeing all of the vegetables in it.

A glance to Sasuke.] Well aren't you gonna have some?

Sure, a little. [ He keeps an eye on Suigetsu for a moment or two longer before moving to obtain his own dish and utensil, seeming perfectly content with the indeed smaller amount he ladles into the bowl. ]

Stop staring at it like that.

I'm not staring at it in any particular way! [ He pokes at the celery in particular with the spoon.

And eyes Sasuke's bowl. ] Hey, you wanna swap me for my celery?

It's nutritious. What problem do you have with it? [ It doesn't even possess a strong flavor. Suigetsu is far too picky, he decides. ]

It's bitter and crunchy and weird in soup that's soft and creamy and smooth.

It's all about what feels good on the palette, you know?

Your palette is too specific and limited. [ Look who's talking. ]

And it's not that crunchy. It's softened in soup.

My, my, what a hypocrite. [ Swings the spoon around at him, pointing. ]

These teeth are made for soft things and tearing things, Sasuke.

If you're so strong then tear the celery. You act like an overgrown child.

You act like a pompous rich boy with a pointy stick up his ass!

[ Showily picks a piece of celery out and drops it onto the table. ]

[ Hm. The urge to force feed him the celery is strong. ]

I cooked you food. What about that indicates that I'm pompous or rich?

Not in this situation, in every other situation!

Perhaps pompous. Rich is irrelevant. You wouldn't be able to tell something like that.

Yeah, pompous. Thanks, I couldn't think of the word.

I'm just using your own words.

You know me so well~

I've said it before, I know you better than most because of your penchant for cutting people down.

Cutting people's fun though.

There are fun things that are also bad ideas.

Cutting people who fuck with me is fun.

And a bad idea, usually.

Yeah, whatever you say, Sasuke.

There are people that I might occasionally want to kill but I restrain myself. You should learn from that.

If you wanna kill someone, you should get it out of your system or you'll eventually go berserk.

I've been waiting for it to happen, Sasuke. I know you're not just a serious face. [ Eyebrow quirk. ]

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[action] STALKING HAHAHA borderline true!!!

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