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Hey pal. Hope you got home, okay!
[There's a second of an awkward pause; Blue's voice is a little creaky today. It was a wild night, yanno?]
...Y'wanna tell me what the Furret that was all about, yesterday...?
[There's a second of an awkward pause; Blue's voice is a little creaky today. It was a wild night, yanno?]
...Y'wanna tell me what the Furret that was all about, yesterday...?
Of course I got home okay.
[ First of all. ]
... is Furret a Pokémon?
[ First of all. ]
... is Furret a Pokémon?
Because I want to understand what it is that you're asking me. Use words that everyone knows; we've been over this.
Okay.
So, why did you spray me in the face with a showerhead yesterday? Kinda weird, honestly.
So, why did you spray me in the face with a showerhead yesterday? Kinda weird, honestly.
I'm surprised that you even remember. Of all the things to discuss, you want to focus on that one?
Fine. I did it because you were acting ridiculous.
Fine. I did it because you were acting ridiculous.
I got a real good memory sometimes. And hey, I barely drank anything last night!
[He says that like he should be praised for it....]
Yeah, that's what happens when you're high off your Solrock. I don't see why you had to Hydro Pump me for it, sheesh!
[Now he's just doing it on purpose.]
[He says that like he should be praised for it....]
Yeah, that's what happens when you're high off your Solrock. I don't see why you had to Hydro Pump me for it, sheesh!
[Now he's just doing it on purpose.]
[ Well, of that he makes a mental note. Good memory, a good source of information. Also, potentially annoying in the future if he shares too much with him. ]
You have five seconds to say that properly or else I'm ending this call.
You have five seconds to say that properly or else I'm ending this call.
[Good memory, loose mouth- yup, incredibly dangerous. Worst of all, without meaning to. Probably will get him killed someday! Good thing he's blissfully unaware of it.]
[Anyway, now he just laughs obnoxiously.]
[Anyway, now he just laughs obnoxiously.]
[after about another 5 minutes of busting his gut]
you're really too serious you know
you're really too serious you know
don't play me guy I know you didn't get a new phone in the last 5 minutes
It's Sasuke, not "guy". Shouldn't you be working?
I'm feeding dogs, it doesn't require THAT much attention
did you have fun yesterday?
did you have fun yesterday?
It should require some. Quatre told me about your work and what's involved.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
some isn't a LOT
I've been doing this all my life!
that's too bad
you shoulda had a brownie
I've been doing this all my life!
that's too bad
you shoulda had a brownie
And you should rely less on alcohol and drugs to find pleasure.
[ shots fired ]
It's okay. I don't have fun often.
[ shots fired ]
It's okay. I don't have fun often.
yeah probably
[He knows he has a problem that's the first step!!]
we should change that
[Yeah, that's right. "we"!!!]
[He knows he has a problem that's the first step!!]
we should change that
[Yeah, that's right. "we"!!!]
That isn't a good idea. You should quit while you're ahead.
You don't know what I consider fun.
You don't know what I consider fun.
you're the one saying scary things like quit while I'm ahead!
if it doesn't involve hurting anyone, it can't be that bad
if it doesn't involve hurting anyone, it can't be that bad
It usually involves hurting people. A good, challenging fight that's worthwhile. The chance to go all out.
There's a reason I deprive myself.
There's a reason I deprive myself.
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